Butthole Ornaments for Assholes

🤣Jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house. Literally. How cute are these ornaments!

🌲The perfect way to say happy holidays to any asshole in your life! Spice up secret santa, make ‘em really clench when they open their stocking or hang it on your own tree and wait for someone to ask ‘is that an asshole?’

🔥A stinking unforgettable gift that’s sure to be the conversation piece of the night!

Tree ready, hung with twine and always keeping it classy with a bow at the top.

🎁Assholes are individually hand sculpted from polymer clay, hand painted paying attention to detail and finished with a clear varnish to really make them shine.

Assholes are roughly 1.25” in diameter and roughly 3.5-4” long when hanging.